very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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