Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Someone came in the potted fern
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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