You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
someone threw a dead crab at me
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
that's an acceptable place to lick
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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