How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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