i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
We left an ass print on the piano.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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