i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Less talking, more tequila
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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