Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Randomize