are you still at the devil's house?
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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