Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
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