hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
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