i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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