i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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