You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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