thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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