so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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