At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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