So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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