i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
How does one acquire holy water?
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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