I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Randomize
