why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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