Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
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