That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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