all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
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