Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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