She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
