tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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