Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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