But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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