I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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