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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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