ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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