wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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