found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Randomize
