I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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