fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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