I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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