BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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