Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
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