he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Randomize