have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
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