i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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