sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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