If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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