all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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