I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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