in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
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