spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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