she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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