that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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