Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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