We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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