If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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