She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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