its not stalking. its research.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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