let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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