So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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