maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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