and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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