I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
